Nicht ganz ernsthaftes Weihnachtsgedicht

All the Menschen, Leute, people
flippen out of ihr warm Stüble,
run to Manor, Migros, Mess,
make Konsum and business,
kaufen this und jene Dings
and the Church-Turm-Glocken rings

Manche holen sich a Tännchen
when this brennt, they cry "Attention!
" rufen for the Feuerwehr
"Please come quick to löschen here!"
goes the Tännchen of in Rauch
they are standing on the Schlauch.

In the kitchen of the house
Mother makes the Christmas-Schmaus.
She is working, schufting, bakes,
Hit is now her Joghurt-Keks
and the Opa says als Tester:
"We are killed bis to Silvester."
then he fills the last Glas of wine -
Yes, this is the Christmas-Time.
Day by day does so vergang
and the Holy Night does come.
You can think, you can remember -
this is immer so in Dezember

Then the childerlein are coming,
Candle-Wachs is abwärts running,
Bing of Crosby Christmas sings
while the Tower-Glocke rings
and the angels look so fine -
well, this is the Weihnachtstime.

Baby-eyes are big and rund,
the family feels kerngesund
when unterm Weihnachtsbaum are hocking
then nothing can them ever shocking.
They are so happy, are so fine -
this happens in the Christmastime

The animals all in the house,
the Hund, the Katz, the bird, the mouse
are turning round the Weihnachtsstress
enjoy this day as never nie.
Well, they find Kittekat and Chappi
in the Geschenkkarton von Papi.

The family begins to sing
and wieder does a Glöckchen ring
zum song vom grünen Tannenbaum.
The Tränen rennen down and down
bis our mother plötzlich flennt
"The christmas-Gans im Ofen brennt!"
her nose indeed is very fine -
End of the Weihnachtstime

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